Gho Chi

Gho Chi

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Chinese Jews

Oscar Weil and Benjamin Oppenheimer are Jews, and were sitting in a Chinese restaurant in Shanghai

"Oscar," asked Benjie, "Are there any Jews in China ?"
"I don't know," Oscar replied.
"Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Benjie asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews here in Shanghai ?"
"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen.

He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."
"Are you sure?" Benjie asked.
"I will check again, sir" the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While he was still gone, Oscar said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China , our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Benjie asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I asked everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange Jews, apple Jews, tomato Jews and grape Jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese Jews! If you want, we have Chinese Tea.

Reasons to love Indonesian Language

Reasons why do we HAVE TO love 'bahasa Indonesia'.. .!!!
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INDAHNYA BAHASA INDONESIA

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa ... (oh please....)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (Kalo Laut hentak2 air kali yee?)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : 'Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!!'
MALAYSIA : 'Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!' (Gawat!!)

INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (bageimana coba ?)

INDONESIA : rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA : hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih...)

INDONESIA : telepon selular
MALAYSIA : talipon bimbit

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjun payung
MALAYSIA : Aska begayut

INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan
MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan (kalo breakdance apaan?)

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA : gratis bicara 30menit
MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30minit

INDONESIA : tidak bisa
MALAYSIA : tak boleh

INDONESIA : WC
MALAYSIA : tandas

INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling (ngarep banget di malingin ya ampe ditungguin)

INDONESIA : Aduk
MALAYSIA : Kacau

INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar

INDONESIA : 7 putaran
MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan

INDONESIA : Imut-imut
MALAYSIA : Comel benar

INDONESIA : pejabat negara
MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara

INDONESIA :bertengkar
MALAYSIA : bertumbuk

INDONESIA : pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA : perogolan

INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku

INDONESIA : joystick
MALAYSIA : batang senang (maksud loe..??)

INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang (kalo tidur malem "gelap tengkurep" donk)

INDONESIA : Air Hangat
MALAYSIA : Air Suam

INDONESIA : Terasi
MALAYSIA : Belacan

INDONESIA : Pengacara
MALAYSIA : Penguam

INDONESIA : Sepatu
MALAYSIA : Kasut

INDONESIA : Ban
MALAYSIA : Tayar

INDONESIA : remote
MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh

INDONESIA : kulkas
MALAYSIA : peti sejuk

INDONESIA : chatting
MALAYSIA : bilik berbual

INDONESIA : rusak
MALAYSIA : tak sihat

INDONESIA : keliling kota
MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar

INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal (suntik kale..???)

INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : ketibaan (untung bukan ketibanan)

INDONESIA : bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA : berseronok

INDONESIA : bioskop
MALAYSIA : panggung wayang

INDONESIA : rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA : gubuk gila

INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter gila (lha spesialisnya apa ?)

INDONESIA : narkoba
MALAYSIA : dadah

INDONESIA : pintu darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan

INDONESIA : hantu pocong
MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus (pesen satu donk bang!!!)


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